Female 1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Female 2: Oh yeah? Same to you and more of it. Blah blah blah.
Female 1: You're so cruel. Blah blah blah.
Female 2: What do you think you are? Blah blah blah.
Female 1: Yeah but not like you blah blah blah.
Female 2: Who do you think I inherited it from? Blah blah blah.
Male: [Thinking: "A kid who had diarrhea at swim class would probably be nicknamed The Squid".]
Female 1: Blah blah blah.
Female 2: Blah blah blah!!! [Slams door]
Female 1: You're her father, what do you think?
Male: Eh, you don't want to know.