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August 19, 2003

So you've got a coccyx

Did Shania Twain record a song about a coccyx or was it just a dream?
And what is it with obscenities? So many of them refer to positive things. Take the colloquial term for fellatrix/fellator, just for one example. That should be a term of praise, IMO. Those people should all get gold watches and income tax deductions. When I am appointed language czar, my first act will be to replace all current obscenities with more appropriate words:

    Jimmy: Mom, Bobby called me a spleen.
    Mom: Please Jimmy, I'm trying to concentrate on driving. Quiet down the both of you.
    Bobby: [whispering] Spleen, spleen, spleen.
    Jimmy: He's saying it again, mom.
    Dad: Jesus Jimmy, don't be such a testicle.
    Mom: Watch your language, you big bladder.

Posted at August 19, 2003 06:32 AM
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LOL! That reminds me of when I was a kid, my dad use to use the word Dalmation everytime he wanted to swear. We picked up some funny words from both parents, over the years. When they swore we extended a very strange vocabulary. Aren't families fun? ;-)

Posted by: Alexandra at August 19, 2003 01:45 PM
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