Do you ever have days where you just don't know yourself? Where you find yourself doing things you thought yourself incapable of? Of which you thought yourself incapable, I mean? I am speaking of driving, and overreacting at the minor stupidities of others, and finding yourself in your car afterwards, shaky with the aftermath of an adrenaline rush, wondering what *that* was all about and what exactly did that demonstration achieve and am I as evolved as I thought I was?
So if you were driving in Vienna today, and a man in a Dobló caught your eye, a man flashing his lights and using sign language at you, I'd like to take this opportunity to say, Learn to fucking drive, you moron. How the hell did you ever manage to get a driver's license? Is this the way everyone on your planet drives?
Posted at October 7, 2003 06:32 AM