Metamorphosism

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December 08, 2003

Holiday skit

Setting: Family house during holiday season.
Characters: Man, cat.

Man: You fucker.
Cat: ...
Man: You fucking little bastard.
Cat: ...
Man: You know what this means, don't you.
Cat: ...
Man: It's your way of saying, I want to be an outdoor cat tonight.
Cat: ...
Man: "I want to get my ass kicked by the neighbor cat tonight," is what you're saying.
Cat: ...
Man: I just cleaned the litter box for you, you know. You have no excuse. What's your problem?
Cat: ...
Man: [unlocks door, throws cat out, closes door before cat can dash back inside.] Take that. I hope he kicks your ass.
Cat: [mutters under breath] Just wait, human. You have to sleep sometime.
Man: [Carries bath mat into laundry room.] Feh.

Posted at December 8, 2003 10:21 AM
Comments

Aaaalll too familiar a scene. >_<

Posted by: Fox at December 8, 2003 01:34 PM

Yep, here too. I have one who wouldn't take a crap anywhere other than the litter box. The other one has no morals ;)

Posted by: deb at December 8, 2003 05:09 PM

A German Shepherd would settle that little fucker's hash in about 1.73 seconds.

Posted by: chris at December 9, 2003 01:39 AM

Or a "Mechelse scheper"!

http://www.acacanines.com/breeds/Mechelen%20Belgian%20Shepherd.htm

Posted by: joeri at December 9, 2003 07:31 AM

I like this quote from the description: "This breed usually gets on with children..." That immediately conjures up a mental image of me explaining to a parent, "gosh, sorry, they don't usually do that..."

I'd like a dog, but we don't have the space for one. If I had a farm I'd have a dog. (And a pig and a horse and a chicken or two.)

Posted by: mig at December 9, 2003 08:44 AM

"Old MigDonald had a farm"....

I like the dialog with the cat. Perfect!

Posted by: Bauke at December 9, 2003 02:30 PM

Here a Feh, there a Feh.

Posted by: mig at December 9, 2003 02:37 PM
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