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December 15, 2003

Tangerine

Girl: MGwulggwul.
Dad: [translating] Her mentor said...
Girl: Mgwulggwul.
Dad: She's going to France for a semester...
Girl: Mgwulggwul.
Mom: Look, would you please just take out the retainer so I can understand you?
Girl: Mgwulggwul.
Dad: She says, Dad understands me.
Mom: Take out the retainer.
Girl: Mgwulggwul.
Dad: It has spit on it.
Girl: Mgwulggwul.
Mom: So what, it's your spit.
Girl: [removes retainer, wipes finger on dad's pants] Still...
Mom: I mean, it's not like when your father peels a tangerine and then licks all the sections so no one else steals them from him...
Dad: Mgwulggwul.

Posted at December 15, 2003 09:34 AM
Comments

That's pretty good.

Posted by: Matthew Weymar at December 16, 2003 12:46 AM

i like that part about the spit...

Posted by: j-a at December 17, 2003 06:24 AM
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