Metamorphosism

We of course all understand it, being intellectuals.

November 10, 2004

Spam koan

"Are you lonely or horny?"

Normally I just delete my spam immediately, but that subject line... I deleted it immediately too, but I can't get that subject line out of my mind.

Lonely or horny?

I just can't decide.

Lonely?

Horny?

I could make a decent case for either one.

Posted at November 10, 2004 02:50 PM
Comments

choose the one you find easier to resolve, ideally without the use of whatever fabulous spammy product was being offered, and then solve it.

what's nice is that solving both of those is often a lot of fun.

Posted by: anne at November 10, 2004 05:41 PM

So...lonely AND horny isn't an option? Odd.

Posted by: Brian at November 10, 2004 05:49 PM

You're a lucky man. I could make a decent case for *both*.

Posted by: Horst at November 10, 2004 07:34 PM

It seems that both conditions are solvable, and possibly simultaneously.

Posted by: The Cowboy at November 11, 2004 12:47 AM

er, i thought you were married (i thought it was a condition that eliminated both l and h)

Posted by: j-a at November 11, 2004 08:38 AM

No guarantees, j-a, though sometimes more convenient for the solving of same. Not being cynical, just realistic.

Avoid the spam though. Unless you're into tinned goods. (kinky...)

Posted by: flerdle at November 11, 2004 07:03 PM
No comment form? Blame the spammers. I generally close comments on entries after a while, especially if they get spammed. If you would like to leave comment, please use one of my recent entries, or mail me at metamorphosist AT gmail dot com. Thank you and sorry for any trouble.