Metamorphosism

Mammals, pff

It's all very simple:

The breast is a mass of glandular, fatty, and fibrous tissues positioned over the pectoral muscles of the chest wall and attached to the chest wall by fibrous strands called Cooper’s ligaments. A layer of fatty tissue surrounds the breast glands and extends throughout the breast...

The glandular tissues of the breast house the lobules ... and the ducts... Toward the nipple, each duct widens to form a sac (ampulla). During lactation, the bulbs on the ends of the lobules produce milk. Once milk is produced, it is transferred through the ducts to the nipple...

So why the powerful interest in this portion of human anatomy, anyway? Culturally-determined: If it's hidden, it must be interesting. A nipple on a stripper is, in general, less interesting than one on the housewife in the tank-top bending over the lettuce in the produce section of the grocery store.
I'm not judging anyone. I'll never forget when I was twelve, sitting on a beach in Hawaii, a beach that ran steeply into the ocean at that point so the waves broke powerfully and without warning, and saw a small woman from my hotel standing there, minding her own business when a sudden wave crashed down on her and Neptune swiped her bikini top. Thirty-three years ago, what, that's how old Christ got, right? The life of Christ separating me now from that event, and I see it so clearly.
So there's that. Which, together with the huge number of apparently bored people sitting at their computers, explains why my traffic doubled after I used the phrase "Condoleezza Rice nipple slip".
Also, I'm currently number two or so for the phrase "elf fucking".
Slow day here, as you can see.