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January 24, 2005

The scientific method

Hypothesis: Corn meal, while adding interesting elements of taste and texture to Mig's Interesting Pizza Dough [Note: I would be willing to change the name to Mig's Incredible Pizza Dough in exchange for a deal with the marketers of The Incredibles. Or not.] can build clumps baked to a hardness capable of breaking a molar and requiring an emergency trip to the dentist, where he takes forever to get the dental dam thing on you and his assistant, although a pretty Gothic-type pale blonde, sits just out of your line of sight and is a bit lax about sucking the water and saliva back out of your mouth so you half-drown during the repair process and when you get back to work you TWALK WIKE A STWOKE ICKTIN until after lunch due to the novocaine.

Experiment results: Hypothesis confirmed.

Posted at January 24, 2005 09:54 AM
Comments

i don't even need to tell you the kinds of hits you're going to get now for "dental dam" and "gothic-type pale blonde". sorry about your tooth though.

Posted by: anne at January 24, 2005 12:13 PM

I celebrated the recent Bush "inauguration" by getting over 1000 hits for combinations involving the phrase "Bush twins".

Posted by: mig at January 24, 2005 12:43 PM

Pale, gothic Bush twins.

Posted by: mig at January 24, 2005 12:44 PM

Condoleezza Rice with a dental dam on a grand piano, with Bush twins.

Posted by: mig at January 24, 2005 12:45 PM

Hey, it's a contest!

Posted by: mig at January 24, 2005 12:45 PM

For future reference, the cornmeal goes UNDER the pizza dough, not IN the pizza dough.

Posted by: Brian at January 24, 2005 01:16 PM

You forgot Brahms: Condoleezza Rice with a dental dam on a grand piano with Bush twins and Brahms topless.

Posted by: francis s. at January 24, 2005 06:12 PM

Brahms nipple slip.

Posted by: mig at January 25, 2005 06:51 AM

Speaking of contests... is it too early for Valentine's limmericks?

Posted by: D at January 27, 2005 10:55 AM

Thanks for reminding me. Just in time.

Posted by: mig at January 27, 2005 07:41 PM
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