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April 19, 2005

Bad apple

A person will take the bad apple if it's the last one in the fruit basket and they really want fruit for lunch. I know, I did this morning. I felt a little sorry for it, too. I have this thing for underdogs.

Gamma got the remains of some olive bread, sliced, with broiled turkey breast inside, and a banana with something written on it (note to parents: don't get started with the banana notes, it seems nice at first and kids (etc.) like it, but eventually you run out of clever things to write and have a banana crisis every morning, standing there with a writing implement in one hand (in my case, a fork, I bruise the notes into the banana skin with the tine) and the banana in the other, a look of concentration on your face) and three cherry tomatoes. Alpha got similar turkey between two slices of a triangular loaf of whole wheat sort of bread, a banana with something else written on it and tomatoes. I took two pears and the apple. The pears are longish, yellowish-brownish. The apple is gravensteiny-looking, and is bad on one side where something got poked into it a few days ago and it's been going soft since then. On the other side is a bare spot where I peeled off the sticker (Great Idea! Let's put apple-shaped logos on all our apples, so when customers think of our product, they think of apples!).

The rest of the bunch was unspoiled.

Posted at April 19, 2005 09:41 AM
Comments

aw. the banana notes... i don't know, no matter what you say, it still sounds like such a lovely idea.

Posted by: j-a at April 19, 2005 12:47 PM

I hope vandals don't read your post and sneak, with fork in hand to write obscenities on all the bananas at the grocery store. That would be a pity... and wouldn't you feel responsible?

Posted by: Grommie at April 19, 2005 01:52 PM

obscenities on a banana are redundant.

Posted by: jilbur at April 19, 2005 02:51 PM

can we discuss that you're warning people against banana writing because you have banana writer's block?

also: i'm glad to know that one bad apple does not, in fact, spoil the bunch. maybe it fell too far from the tree?

Posted by: anne at April 20, 2005 06:12 AM

Jilbur wins the Groucho Marx Award/Comment of the Week for that one, and it was only Tuesday.

Here, have a cigar.

Posted by: mig at April 20, 2005 07:24 AM
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