December 19, 2005
The Index to the Presidency
Whereas former President Bill Clinton used his index finger to scold people for suspecting him of doing what he had, in fact, done, President Bush uses his index finger as God intended him to use it, for counting. (also sometimes for nose picking, not pictured).
"I only lied this many times. Ya can't impeach a guy for that, heh,heh,heh!"
Posted by: Jado at December 19, 2005 06:51 PMNumber of brain cells he has.
Posted by: Brian at December 19, 2005 07:10 PM"Hey folks. I uh, just had my prostate checked and uh, they only used one finger."
Posted by: Matt at December 19, 2005 08:36 PM"God is above my desk right now, telling me how to run the world..."
...into the ground
Posted by: D at December 20, 2005 02:44 PMI use this one to pick my nose.
or
Can I get someone to PLEASE pull my finger?
or
You forgot Poland!
Posted by: Tim at December 20, 2005 08:02 PM"Urrr... scuse me... can I go to the bathroom now?"
(fits with the slightly pained/worried expression)
Posted by: flerdle at December 21, 2005 01:34 PMJust what is this smell?
Posted by: Karan at December 21, 2005 05:29 PM"But what can I do? I'm just..."
[pauses, looks down, counts quietly to self, then says]
"...one man."
(As if there wasn't already enough that he had in common with Homer Simpson.)
Posted by: Andy at December 22, 2005 02:38 AM"Phaaaaaaarp!"
Was that the chair, or did I just say something meaningful?
Posted by: Red at December 26, 2005 02:49 PMI've just been watching a lot of Monty Python so I believe he is about to play a tape recorder that he has up his nose...
Posted by: Paul at December 29, 2005 05:06 AM