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March 14, 2007

This morning, at breakfast

...Alpha and Gamma were reading the newspaper.

    Alpha: Oh, I can't go running today. There's an 3xhib1ti0nist fL4shing women and m4sturb4t1ng by the creek.
    Gamma: That the police sketch?
    Alpha: Yep. 1.75 tall, heavy build. Between 43 and 48 years old.
    Gamma: Can't be dad, dad's taller.
    Gamma: And not as fat.
    Alpha: And he doesn't have a moustache.
    Gamma: Right.

Posted at March 14, 2007 08:51 AM
Comments

Nice of them to go there immediately. What've you ever done to them? (On second thought, perhaps you ought not answer that.)

Posted by: shelley ju at March 14, 2007 09:52 PM

hahaha.

Posted by: k at March 15, 2007 12:21 AM

I suppose when one thing is right, in this case the age, one needs to eliminate the others...

Posted by: Jann at March 16, 2007 06:13 PM

Insomnia. So I'm catching up.

Speaking of weirdos on the loose. I thought I read in "Heute" that a phantom stabber is on the loose -- latest victim in Heilegenstadt. WTF?

Posted by: scott at March 21, 2007 01:19 AM
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