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January 10, 2008

Mr. Evil update

Very aggressive.
Drinks too much, falls asleep, pisses himself.
Ate bite out of Beta's favorite knit hat.

Cute purr when he sleeps on you.
Ate sleeve of my favorite sweater this morning.
Ate too much and barfed on sleeve of my other favorite jacket when I picked him up.
Ate Gamma's sock.
Eats clothes in laundry room.
Can now jump up onto counter in kitchen.
Found him in wok, eating leftovers.
Doesn't weigh two kilos yet, but getting closer.


Posted at January 10, 2008 07:38 AM
Comments

The older of our two cats was very aggro and destructive like this when he was a kitten, but grew out of it. It helped that when he was about 2 years old we brought home another kitten who became the Alpha Male, but I think he would have mellowed out on his own. Now that he is an old beastie going on 12 years old, he's very affectionate.

Posted by: Brian at January 10, 2008 02:53 PM

we have ms. evil aka baby evil sounds like we should get them together, could end like Badlands or they mightjust invade Poland

Posted by: julian at January 11, 2008 03:47 PM

Maybe I'll bring him with me when I visit later this year, Julian, if he's not clipped by then.

Brian: I am reminded that #2 cat, the red one, seemed in his youth to be the limit of evil to me, but mellowed. I hope Mr. Evil does as well.

Posted by: mig at January 11, 2008 04:04 PM

I used to drink too much, fall asleep and piss myself too but those days are thankfully behind me.

Maybe you can do an intervention on Mr. Evil?

Posted by: Chris at January 11, 2008 08:53 PM

I was thinking about getting Dr. Phil to talk to him.

Posted by: mig at January 11, 2008 10:00 PM

It sounds like he likes to have fiber in his meals.

Posted by: Karan at January 12, 2008 10:32 PM

no bug cartoons about Mr Evil and Wee Bgu?

Posted by: zeynep at January 15, 2008 10:40 PM

Leave the Wok out more often. He'll get to 2 kilos earlier. :-)

I second the Bgu cartoons!

Posted by: Bauke at January 16, 2008 09:30 AM

He peed himself in his sleep? Like it wasn't a malicious tail-raise-leg-shake-neiner-neiner-I-peed-in-your-cello peeing? You might want to have the vet do a BUN (blood: urea, nitrogen concentration) test, next time, just in case; cats don't like to pee outside the box, as it were, unless their kidneys are impaired.

Posted by: Jessica at January 22, 2008 01:42 AM

I wondered about that too, Jessica, but since this only happens when he eats, drinks a large dish of warm water/kitty milk and falls deeply asleep, I figure it's simply a combination of sleepiness and insufficient bladder capacity.

He's scratched the cello already.

Posted by: mig at January 22, 2008 05:28 AM
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