The Bug

As long as you're explaining these things to your kids, it wouldn't do any harm also to mention that the parents of well-behaved, respectful kids are far less likely to be overwhelmed by demons.

It worked for me, anyway. My son spent his entire childhood avoiding being made into soup, and he's a nice kid to this day.

Children who brush their own teeth and sleep in their own bed all night long are especially safe, I hear.